Akatsuki Back At School
Ch. 6 -- Trapped in the bus at McDonalds (thats should explain the ENTIRE chapter.)

A/N: Don't expect something great just because it's been a few months since I've updated this. Just a warning.

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Pein: Now, off to school!

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Pein: What? Why're all of you being so quiet?!

Deidara: You're being a bit over-dramatic, un.

Sasori: *under breath* Drama queen.

Pein: I HEARD THAT! YOU'RE GROUNDED NOW!

Sasori: I HATE YOU! I hate you so much! *runs out front door crying*

Deidara: I'll go after him *runs out door*


The bus came and picked everyone up, but had a replacement driver.
Asuma.

Asuma: Everyone, sit down and shut up! I'm driving, and I need complete SILENCE to drive while smoking!

Hidan: Then STOP freakin' smokin--

Asuma: FRONT SEAT, NOW!!

Hidan: Why!?

Asume: I said COMPLETE SILENCE!

Sasori: The bus is parked at McDonalds, you're not driving at all.

Asuma: Hmm, you have a point... *puts hand on chin* Interesting.... I'll have to think about this fact for a few hours.

Everyone: *groan*

Asuma: SILENCE!

Itachi: We're parked.

Asuma: Hmm, you do have a point... *scratches head* Interesting.... I'll have to  think about this even longer...

Everyone: *annoyed groan* THANKS ALOT, ITACHI!

Itachi: But Sasori--

Sasori: Is cool.

Naruto: He's soooooooo dreamy! (yes, Naruto attends the same school. Deal with it XD)

Sasuke: *slaps Naruto* You said you'd stop looking at other men! (Yes. Him too.)

Naruto: But a man had needs!

Sasuke: *moves over a row next to Tobi* Well, you just lost ME!

Tobi: *rubs Sasuke's shoulder* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!

Sasuke: What the Hell?!

Tobi: You look like Itachi-san!!!! ^///^

Sasuke: Oh, Hell!

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Hidan: WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS JASHIM-DAMNED PAKING LOT FOR TWO FREAKIN' HOURS!

Asuma: Thanks alot, emo-kid! I was almost done pondering the mysteries of the universe, but now I have to start over again!

Everyone: *groan* THANKS ALOT, HIDAN! *starts throwing random crap at him*

Hidan: But Itachi--

Itachi: Is above that.

Kakuzu: Well, I'm bored. I'm gonna go take out a 'loan' from that bank over there *points to the Fifth Third Bank*

Kisame: That's not your bank.

Kakuzu: Like I said, 'loan.'

Kisame: Oh..... OH! I get it, you're gonna rob it!

Kakuzu: Yes. I am. *jumps through the bus' back emergency exit*

Tobi: Is Kakuzu-san coming back?

Itachi: Probably not. *police sirens go off* Nope he's not.


A few minutes later, Kakuzu came back covered in blue paint.

Hidan: What the Hel--

Kakuzu: Diapack (sp?) exploded.

Hidan: Oh. They catch you?

Kakuzu: No. I blamed it on some weird kid with wearing purple make-up (Konkuro).


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A few hours later, noone.

Deidara: It... so.... hot, un.....

Sasori: Shut.....up.......bra......t.......

Itachi: *caugh* Consider.... yourselfs lucky!

Deidara: How....un?

Itachi: You're in the...back.... AWAY from the.... second-hand sm-smoke! *caugh*

In the school bus, Itachi and Kisame were the only two willing to sit in the front of the bus. But Asuma was at th front, smoking.
So if you looked at the inside, the front half was completely covered in smoke and ALL of the windows were closed.

Kisame: Itachi?

Itachi: Yes?

Kisame: Shold you worry if you can't feel your fingers anymore?

Itachi: Um.... yes.

Kisame: Oh, Gawd.

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3:46 PM. Time for everyone to go home because school was out.


Asuma: Okay, I'm done pondering! Now who's ready for school?

Everyone: *groan*

Asuma: *looks at watch* Um.. It's either we're REALLY late, or we're REALLY early...

Hidan: Well, I'm tired. *kicks a window open and crawls out it*

Kakuzu: *looks out window at Hidan* The doors are open, dumb ass.

Hidan: [bleep] you, Kakuzu!

Later on that day, everyone went home (Akatsuki lair). There was AC, so they were happy.

Konan: What happened to you all?! You look like the school had gym all day!

Tobi: We's was in the bus at McDonalds ALLLLLL day!!!!!!

Pein: Bwa!? McDonalds?! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU LOT THAT WE ONLY EAT AT BURGER KING!

Hidan: And why?!

Pein: There's a song about it, of course!

Deidara: OH! It all makes sence now, un!

Konan: Everyone, go to your rooms. You need to sleep good to night, you have a party to go to on Friday (it's Thursday).

Sasori: Who's--?

Kisame: BUT IT'S ONLY 4 PM!

Pein: To your rooms! Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, remeber; you're all grounded.

Sasori: Eh! (rebeloius teen phase XD)

To Be Continued....